![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Lorelai: “Why would Baby think you’re an elephant?” Sookie: “Because he’s tiny and stupid and floating around in a sack of fluid. But she makes me laugh so hard when she frets that she’s suffering an elephant gestation period. She’s too busy trying to LITERALLY JIGGLE THE BABY OUT OF HER WOMB. Lorelai shows her baby box to Sookie, including the Teen Beat magazine she was reading when she went into labor, “with a special feature on who’s hotter – Andrew McCarthy or Emilio Estevez.” While I’m always and forever Team Andrew, Sookie and Lorelai both agree on Emilio, ” ’cause he was kind of nasty.” And THEN Nicole shows back up, wanting to pause the divorce and go back to dating Luke, so UGH. Very little flirting this week, except when Rory refers to Lorelai as the “queen of segues,” and Luke replies, “She’s the queen of somethin’.” It’s cute, it’s crotchety, it’s all we got this week. How many cups of coffee do the Gilmore girls drink? But to her credit, she doesn’t flinch! She stays perfectly still until the curtains draw closed, and then hauls ass off to Sookie. Finally, FINALLY the pager goes off – right as Lorelai’s posing as the Renoir girl. The entire town keeps commenting on her size, she wants some booze and she is ready to get that kid outta there. Jackson’s given Lorelai a pager that will go off when Sookie goes into labor, and it can’t come soon enough because the poor woman is going nuts. Jackson’s brother Beau, PLAYED BY NICK OFFERMAN, is less supportive. She hates Lorelai because she suspects some skepticism, but Lorelai really is trying to be supportive of the whole midwife thing. He’s no Dave Rygalski, but he will do.įinally, Sookie’s about ready to birth and she and Jackson reveal to Lorelai that they’ve hired a midwife named Bruce to assist. He cannot be replaced.) Finally, they meet one terrific guitar player named Gil who fits right into their sound – and he’s played by Sebastian Bach of Skid Row fame! Unfortunately Zack is unnerved by Gil’s general oldness, but Lane eventually lays down the law and brings Gil into the band. Lane, meanwhile, has her hands too full with the band to participate, as they’re knee-deep in auditions with several different terrible guitar players, attempting to replace Dave Rygalski. The nerve! But Taylor’s trying to woo Rory into posing as Antea in Parmigianino’s “Portrait of a Young Girl Named Antea,” and she refuses unless Lorelai can be the girl in Renoir’s “Dance at Bougival.” It works! Kirk is very pleased to be Jesus in “The Last Supper,” and everything appears to be going well until Lorelai’s anxiety sets in – will she flinch again? Everyone’s pitching in – Miss Patty is stage manager, Taylor is the host, Lorelai’s designing the costumes – but at first Lorelai isn’t allowed to be the Renoir girl again, as she was when Stars Hollow hosted the festival seven years ago, because the last time she flinched. It’s festival season in Stars Hollow again (which is…every season), and this week the town has very little time to throw together a Festival Of Living Pictures after Competing Cute Town Woodbury suffered some flooding and had to drop out. ![]()
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